Bitch Ate My Nutella Sandwich
Never trust a duck.
Reblogged from fake-mermaid, Posted by hollyoakhill.
hollyoakhill:

This is what i spent a whole class doing
Reblogged from fake-mermaid, Posted by highwaypegasus.

fake-mermaid:

why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead

Reblogged from perksofbeingfunny, Posted by wntvyz.
bleu:

send this to nash grier’s parents
Reblogged from fake-mermaid, Posted by thebatandtheraven.

Group Assigments

  • Person: I have an idea
  • Me: So did Hitler

telapathetic:

Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

(Source: telapathetic)

partycrocanthem:

the best thing about the internet is that eye contact doesnt exist 

itslikethatfrenchthing:

powerofvoodoo:

so i’m ready to go back to school

image

woah hang on what

are you really sure you’re only going to need one pen?

Reblogged from fake-mermaid, Posted by proudlyinsane.
proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot
Reblogged from perksofbeingfunny, Posted by annieedisons.

refridgerator:

i only accept apologies in cash

richarcl:

dying is taking too long

(Source: homophobic)