Bitch Ate My Nutella Sandwich
Never trust a duck.

clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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nickelbackthatassup:

no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/

biscuitpotato:

trying to finish an essay thats due tomorrow more like

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urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

silohouettes:

The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event, and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.

You’re a Bitch

You’re a Bit

You’re a

You’re

You

Yo

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Yo

You

You’re

You’re a

You’re a Bi

You’re a Bitch

Oh look ,You’re still a Bitch

(Source: humorbaby)

“stupid fucking tv show” we all say as we continue to dedicate a whole blog to it

(Source: augusters)

hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

officialpigeon:

"Money can’t make you happy"

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD

Reblogged from laughing-llama, Posted by 00spop.

unclemother:

*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*

house arrest wouldn’t even be a punishment for me

(Source: xereneas)